Wow, would you look at that. It’s a family watching a nice movie. Nothing weird about that, right?
The Williamson family wanted to take a picture of themselves enjoying their new TV. Turned out this photo of them would be the last one ever taken. The entire family was found dead the next morning. Don’t believe me? Look in the upper-left corner of the photo. Do you see it? That’s the thing that murdered the Williamson family.
It tore off the skin of each of its victims and left a trumpet in their hands. When their bodies were found by the police the next morning, the words “doot doot” were found scrawled in blood on the TV and all over the walls.
Tonight this menace will come for you too unless you reblog this within the next ten minutes.
THIS IS NOT FAKE!!! Reblog this. Stay safe. And if you hear a faint “doot doot”, there’s no point in running. Because there’s nothing you can do to escape it.
Again, NOT RISKING IT!
Like, I don’t want to say anything bad or anything, but, like, maybe they kind of deserved it? I mean, this picture right here? This is not how you convey “We are enjoying our new TV.” If they wanted to highlight their new television, the damn thing should have been included in the picture. They should have goddamn been bowing down to the thing. The picture should have been them with the most ridiculously wide grins on their faces gesturing towards their new television in a manner which suggests “Would you LOOK at this thing? WOULD YOU FUCKING LOOK AT THIS THING?! Do you see this majestic display of the home entertainment business’s latest state of the motherfucking art? DO YOU SEE THIS BIG BEAUTIFUL RECTANGLE ON OUR GODDAMN WALL!? DO YOU? THIS IS OURS. AND IT IS AMAZING.” Thatis what the picture should have looked like.
This? The one they did take? This says, “We like to sit on the couch like doofuses staring at a vaguely bluish light while a bowl of popcorn divides us by gender.”