Ebony Dragonesque

so-relatable:

Yahoo is trying to buy tumblr. Reblog if you are against this!

(via yellowfur)

Sep.19: “You and RARITY travel to prehistoric equestria.” This would not end well, at all.

Sept. 19: Oh hell yeah!

askbananapie:

bananapia movie time Hot.Fuzz.2007  

http://www.livestream.com/bananapiee

GO TO SLEEP~

amporasass:

billygoatofdoom:

firebreathingdragonyoukai:

causticantilogy:

Wow, would you look at that.  It’s a family watching a nice movie.  Nothing weird about that, right?

Wrong.

The Williamson family wanted to take a picture of themselves enjoying their new TV.  Turned out this photo of them would be the last one ever taken.  The entire family was found dead the next morning.  Don’t believe me?  Look in the upper-left corner of the photo.  Do you see it?  That’s the thing that murdered the Williamson family.

It tore off the skin of each of its victims and left a trumpet in their hands.  When their bodies were found by the police the next morning, the words “doot doot” were found scrawled in blood on the TV and all over the walls.

Tonight this menace will come for you too unless you reblog this within the next ten minutes. 

THIS IS NOT FAKE!!!  Reblog this.  Stay safe.  And if you hear a faint “doot doot”, there’s no point in running.   Because there’s nothing you can do to escape it.

Again, NOT RISKING IT!

Like, I don’t want to say anything bad or anything, but, like, maybe they kind of deserved it? I mean, this picture right here? This is not how you convey “We are enjoying our new TV.” If they wanted to highlight their new television, the damn thing should have been included in the picture. They should have goddamn been bowing down to the thing. The picture should have been them with the most ridiculously wide grins on their faces gesturing towards their new television in a manner which suggests “Would you LOOK at this thing? WOULD YOU FUCKING LOOK AT THIS THING?! Do you see this majestic display of the home entertainment business’s latest state of the motherfucking art? DO YOU SEE THIS BIG BEAUTIFUL RECTANGLE ON OUR GODDAMN WALL!? DO YOU? THIS IS OURS. AND IT IS AMAZING.” That is what the picture should have looked like.

This? The one they did take? This says, “We like to sit on the couch like doofuses staring at a vaguely bluish light while a bowl of popcorn divides us by gender.”

I’m-

(Source: celeryludenberg, via supermegafoxyawesomestar)

haikuoezu:

calligraphy-victoria:

baconmane:

bexypony:

baconmane:

toksyuryel:

scribbsie:

bubblegumsbutts:

umbra-mist:

jwhoof:

hasana-chan:

jwhoof:

scarletrosenswf:

jwhoof:

ask-irl-rarity:

the-twilight-sparkle:

celestia-and-luna-answer:

twosiddedclockwork:

ask-lovenote-and-honeydoo:

arcane-and-emerald:

gridironblitz:

Ravenously masturbated by Derpy Hooves…..

happily stoned with Fluttershy (i dont like drugs >.<)

Derpily shot by Vinyl Scratch.

Happily Friend-Zoned by Applebloom

((Shes too young for me XD))

((Blissfully beat up Vinyl Scratch.))

Lazily beat up Spike.. why?! ))

Constantly have drunken sex with Soarin’ ohokay

Angrily has drunken sex with Vinyl Scratch… Awesome, she’s not as good as Rarity but I’ll manage~

Angrily… masturbated by… Rarity. Guess she was upset that she lost a bet to me <3

Y-Your going to let me watch right?

Boastfully.. receive oral sex from.. Trixie

OH FUCK NO! It’ll be the most annoying and awkward oral sex ever

I strangely okay with this

What happens if our middle name starts with R o3o;;

Happily masturbated by Big Mac.

I’m happy with this~

Angrily make out with Derpy Hooves.

drunkenly molested by fluttershy

….well okay, can’t complain

Viciously stoned with Octavia.

How does one be viciously stoned….

intense amounts of weed

unfathomable amounts of weed

Disdainfully have drunken sex with Octavia.

I always had a thing for musicians…

Ravenously Abandoned in bed shackles by Pinkie Pie

Pinkie why

(I used my first name twice because I don’t have a second name)

Hmm, well I have two last names so…

Let’s see…I Drunkenly Make out with Trixie and Rarity. 

(Source: ponies-n-things)